On It.

Guess who's back, back again, Ruelle's back, when is this going to end?! 

That's right home boys, outdoor girls, and everyone in between. I've been writing jokes and building confidence, quitting uni and moving to Leeds. Meeting men and turning lesbian. 

My life plan has changed considerably, so now I'm going to work towards a goal, to be in the RAF and to start my comedy back up on the side. My big plan is to open a comedy club on the wings of a Tornado GR4, flying over a war zone, putting the laughter back into slaughter. 

This writing course and university in general can eat deep fried dick with a side salad of fuck this shit. 

I will get my first gig back on the scene filmed so I can upload it here for your criticism and enjoyment. 

So I'm back, I have a plan and I'm going to sort my shit out so I can meet Nick Helm and hold him forever. 

My 'I like dark haired, chubby,  funny men' thing is getting out of control, and not something I can specify on POF. Add tattoos to that and we're getting the wet floor sign out. 

Anyway, I'm back, I'm ready to go, and I'm excited! Keep your eye on me cause I'm about to smash shit up.